Things

So I've seen people doing this thing lately and I don't know what it is but I felt like doing it so heck I'll do it, too!  

1: Do you have a crush at the moment?Only in cards.

Um... no.  Not at all, jeez.  How can you see someone else with a clear conscience if you're on "break" with someone else?  Or maybe that's not the point.  I'm not sure, it just sounds like a sort of silent treatment to me.  "I'm breaking with you!" "Not if I break with you first!"  It's a very short-term solution.  It goes back to the not wanting to spend time with people, you know?  If you don't like spending time with them, and need a "break" because you're so sick of being around them or in a relationship with them, then it's probably not the best relationship to be in.  Go meet a nice guy on a roller coaster.

Not after you're, like, in your mid-twenties.  Before that, though, the gap between different age groups is pretty big, and no it's not just a number.  Any psychology or development class will tell you the huge differences between all sorts of stages in life, and the reason people our age don't like dating people younger than them is because there's a big difference between being, like, eighteen and sixteen.  I don't think middle school kids should be dating high school kids, and I don't think HS underclassmen should be dating college kids.  Beyond that, I don't think there's a problem.  There is a time when age really does just become a number, but it's not at the age most people are when they say that particular phrase.

Lmao no.  What does that even mean?  I think love's pretty strong, but it's not a weapon.  It's not something you brandish to defeat enemies or solve problems.  It's a safe place that you can go to.  A little refuge in the world where your monsters shrink and your fears aren't quite so dark as you thought they were.  Love can give you the strength to conquer all things, because you suddenly believe they're worth it, that you're strong enough, or that they're not so tough.  

My parents just want me to date someone LMAO.  I could pick Mr. one-armed purple mowhawk with 72 piercings and a tattoo on his face, and they'd be like "MY BABY IS GROWING UP!"
Maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration.  I don't think that my parents would disapprove of anyone that I chose to date.  If they did disapprove, they probably would just let me do my thing.  And if they REALLY didn't, there's probably some sort of reason that I'd take into consideration.  But it's pretty unlikely, yo.

Pfft.  I pity the poor fool that tries to get all domestic-violent on me.  I feel like I really want to fight someone or go all-out on them just to see if I could, if the situation ever demanded it, but I think of myself as a relatively good and nice person, so no way would I do it unless it was self-defense.  So I pity anyone who does something which actually warrants self-defense.

I want to be in one of those things where you live with them and have kids and stuff but aren't actually married and then in ten years the government's like "You're married -_- deal with it" and we're just like "lol"

AHAHA this just reminded me of something really funny.  I have this private beach house on Lake Superior and I'm related distantly to most other people who own beach houses in that little quiet strip of beach.  So every summer I would hang out with my semi-half-cousins Jessica and Brittney but never really super knew them, because we'd never talk between and some summers they'd be vacationing at a different time than us.  But I saw them like last summer or the summer before and Brittney had a new boyfriend and since it was at the beach he had his shirt off.  And he's like this 16 year old kid with this massive "BRITTNEY" tattooed on his side from his armpit to his hip in fancy Old English script.  And I was trying so, so, so hard not to laugh as I met him, imagining the day where they would inevitably break up and he would only ever be able to date girls named "Brittney."
Anyway, no.  I think it's so dumb xDD especially when it's not subtle like that at all.  

HAH no.  No, I'm probably not.  I like to pretend I am, and sometimes I give advice, and then I remind them not to listen to me because I'll just destroy everything.

I'm like never on facebook, so I don't think that applies.  As far as TELLING everyone, I think you should have a date or two first before you announce it, to make sure it's not just going to be like a one-week thing.

I don't think emotional attachment is cheating.  Not if it's JUST pure emotional attachment.  Anything above kissing, I'd consider cheating no matter what.  Everything under that depends on circumstances.